I'm not scared of pheasants.

Rule #51: Sometimes - you're wrong.

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a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

(via kill-then-apologize)

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deep cover tactics 101. perform selfless acts of bravery early on.

it’s that simple? you really felt nothing for them?

Don’t know about you guys, but I kind of like Ward a lot more now that he’s evil. He’s more watchable. As a “good guy,” he was a stiff.

And Raina… I love her way more than I should. :)

Ward, you smug bastard!

Brett kind of scared me in this scene. I keep having flash backs to Angelus.

(Source: maidmargaery, via citrusuniverse)

Filed under oh my god he IS SO ANGELUS but i don't like him as angelus the thing about angelus is that he's more entertaining to watch than angel but he breaks my heart and he makes me scared for all of my babies and i'd stake him if he came close to me and i feel the same way about this Ward but props to Brett for pulling it off so well agents of shield aos spoilers Grant Ward Brett Dalton